Ladies and gentlemen be sure to buckle your seatbelts as you set out for a thrilling ride of absurdity! "Cocaine Bear" is an absolutely thrilling ride, in more ways than one. This film takes the "bear-y" true story and transforms it into an hilarious horror comedy that will keep you smiling, scratching the inside of your skull, and asking questions about how the people who live their lives have made decisions like bears as well as drug smugglers.
Cocaine Bear
When we first meet the gorgeous Andrew C Thornton, played brilliantly by Matthew Rhys, you know you're in for a wild experience. Smugglers with flair elegant grace, as well as a aptitude for dropping his precious cargo at the most inconvenient spots. And he had no idea, he was about to unbeknownst to himself create the mythology of the 20th century "Cocaine Bear!"
Forget what think of bears and their diet preferences. The film takes a tough position and suggests that when bears consume cocaine they won't be just partying; they become bloodthirsty creatures! Stop, Godzilla but there's an upcoming prince in town. He's this is a bear who has a addiction to powdered drugs.
The characters we have in our story, like the police who are bumbling along with the unlucky criminals and innocent pedestrians who couldn't find their way through a bag of paper They will have you entertained. Their incompetence collectively is something to see. If you ever find yourself seeking a laugh, just imagine police officers Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell attempting to find a crime without accidentally shooting each other.
Also, let's not forget our courageous adventurers Olaf as well as Elsa. It's not those that appear on "Frozen." The two hikers find A treasure-trove of Colombian quality, and in the blink of an eye the time you've heard "Bearzilla," they become first targets of Cocaine Bear's ever-growing hunger. You know, why do you need any Disney princess when there's one of the most snorting and aggressive bears at large?
The film is a perfect equilibrium between horror and comedy with its humor, making you laugh each time, while clutching your popcorn fearfully the next. Its body count grows faster than that of the hairs you've been putting on which is why you'll want to cheer every death scene with an eerie happiness. It's exactly like watching a National Geographic special hosted by the Grim Reaper.
So, let's look at the showdown that will be a climactic one. Imagine a waterfall streaming down the middle, the fearless trio consisting of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry all set to go up against that Cocaine Bear. It's a gruelling battle through over a century, filled with blasts, bear roars and enough white powder take Tony Montana to shame. As you are about to think the bear is done for and gone, there's an explosive cocaine explosion! Talk about a revival of epic proportions.
Yes "Cocaine Bear" may have some flaws. The editing style is as fast like a drunk squirrel it leaves you scratching at your desk and wonder if the reel has been secretly utilized as scratching pole. Don't fret, viewers, for the bear CGI is quite top-quality. The bear stole the show even though the team of editors seemed to be on a sugar rush themselves.
The film mixes of tensions, double cross-crossings and unforeseen bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional Cocaine Bear movie and unforgettable. If the credits are rolling as you go home smiling on your face, remember this final tip from the reviewer's report: Don't feed bears anything, in particular, drugs or fellow trekkers. You can be sure that this won't make a great ending for anyone.
So, grab your popcorn, buckle in, to get lost in the world of "Cocaine Bear." It's a cinematic adventure unlike anything else that's sure to leave you in tears, while you contemplate the significance of bears and their concealed party capabilities.